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2009-11-26T18:36:00.001+08:00

Hello all, I've decided to give you my URL.
It's HERE. <- Click.
Cheerio! Hehe.

RACHEL IS THE BEST THANK YOU!

2009-05-21T19:43:00.002+08:00

K guyz, this is gonna be my last post here, and it's really weird but i'm getting emotional aw.
Hehe finally got my ***** going THANK YOU RACHEL OMG OMG I'M SO HAPPY :-D
And I know you guys will be thinking "she's so dumb omg why would anyone get a blog and not tell people about it? no one will tag/read." It's ok. I only want my homies/bros/flennz to read and now I realise that IDC IF NOONE READS MY BLOG (like what's happening here), cause' then you'd get stalkers coming here to stalk. Nehmind, I know I'm not making any sense here.
ASK FOR MY NEW BLOG LINK PLZ & THANKYOU.
Bye blogger you were fun and maybe one day when people forget about this blog, I'd come back :P
HI MOM AND DAD IF YOU FOUND THIS BLOG. GOOD THING THERE'S NO ARCHIVES. BUT ANYWAY HAHA YOU MISSED ME!
I'll blog about today in my other site.

2009-05-19T18:33:00.002+08:00

Omg omg omg omg omg X a billion willion.
My dad got facebook and I want 2 cry. omg it's only a matter of time before he finds this blog. So I'm changing my website. Also cause' I HAVE A STALKER. My life is just great. I'm not changing it yet. When I create it, I'll tell you homies.

ANYWAY EXAMS R OVER. But it doesn't feel like it ): omg squash starts tomorrow. WHY WHY WHY. D:
Anw, thnxzxzxz Rachel! for letting us go over. I forgot to thank you..

afternoon delight

2009-05-15T22:12:00.003+08:00

"COMEON 2I"
Me "SHUTUP LAH ******! IT'S NOT **!"
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Janine/Lara "Omg ew, this looks like something maxim will wear!"
Me "She'll wear it backwards" flips shirt around.
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Hannah passes her glasses around to see who looks malay.
Passes to Janine, everyone laughs
Passes to me, everyone screams "MALAY!"
Then I run out to see my reflection. Meh.
Hannah "Everyone looks malay in those glasses except for Lara!"
Me " How can LARA look MALAY!!"

2009-05-07T19:51:00.002+08:00

Rocs got canceled. Deep deep deep blue sea, sigh. K October's not that far away right.
Sniff.
Then I can bunk w/ khee! Heartz.

When you study for exams you fill your bucket with knowledge. As much as you can. Then when exams are over, you empty your bucket and fill it with rocks. Then you can't get the rocks out.
Mhehemahehemama Lara&Rachel!

I'm gonna plan what to do after exams:
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<-those are my sleeping zs.
EVRYDAY , PARTY W/ EVRABODYZ
I'm so stoked.

K I'm gonna download Skype & see Lara's cats now. byebye.

i'm real scared.

2009-05-02T20:05:00.003+08:00

Omg I redid my ipod skin yesterday. From zebra print to red and the sharks campaign poster behind. I'll put pictures someday. At first I was real pissed cause' they didn't crop out the fine print. And it looks stupid cause' there are small words, noone would bother reading.
And the buttons felt so different from before, when the center button was popped-up.
Yeah but anyway, I'm used to it now, after one whole day of playing solitaire (and not studying or doing anything useless) And I'm also used to the fine print and the whole design, so I'm starting to like it now.
I wanted to do Obama campaign posterz or zebra print again(cause' the old one was coming off), but I wanted a change and maybe one day, Obama will turn evil. So I did shark finning campaign cause' I know sharks will never be mean.
But at first, I really hated it, and I was pissed at the guy who kept laughing at his own jokes cause' he was the one I told to crop. But he didn't. >:/
It's ok now, cause' I like the front. I like the buttons!
But the apple sign at the back can still be seen and it looks weird. Sob, :-(

Heh, can't believe I wrote that much about my ipod.
I'm super scared for exams cause' I don't know anything about Life science, and it's a module, so I'm screwed to the max.
I haven't done homework, I've been playing solitaire, watching tv, warcraft, eating weird foods in the fridge, cracking all my bones(oh god, it's gotten worse) the whole day.
I really want to die. I think I'm gonna die by swine flu cause' I took the test on fb, and it says I'm gonna die, I'm a fool. JUST BECUZ (being the good person that I am) I HUGGED SICK PEOPLE THEN NURSED THEM.
& I just wasted a few minutes typing this post. Noone would even bother to read cause' they're gonna be like "complaining again, aiyoh" deep sigh, closes window(as in internet window). And they'd probably be studying anyway.

I'm so scared for exams, swine flu and for sharks. K, OBAMA PLZ HELP US.

My mum says they might cancel our ROCs trip cause' of swine flu. & I can really see it happening. omg, lately it's all negative ):

Nich got a new computer, so his old one gets pushed to the living room. The new monitor is crazy huge. As big as a flat screen tv. And it looks real kewlz. Which makes mine look like a pager /:
And my dad wants to change my monitor cause' of the green line. But I think it's cool so I'm not gonna change it. See, I'm a good lil non-expensive girly.

K I should go study now, or do something that doesn't involve excessive finger movements so I don't start cracking them. I want to chop off my hands one day.

down w sentosa.

2009-04-30T19:07:00.004+08:00

omg k so today I wake up and my maid opens the window innocently and there's a dead body. right there. then she was like aiya is that blood so I innocently went to see cause' I stupidly thought someone menstruated on the floor. And there was police tape around an area with a plastic sheet over a thin distorted figure. and blood splattered everywhere around it. then I collapsed to my bed like hyperventilating. and this old man was being interrogated by the police. then the forensics people came to take away the body into this metal tray like for a really big suckling pig or something. and then I ran away. but my maid saw the body. it was a female. with blood on her face and a black distorted arm. tramautised for life manzxzx.
and the blood's still there. gasp. but my mum says it's not gonna be on the news cause' they don't do suicide cases cause' they think it will promote suicide stuff. like wth, I think they should. it's so interesting right.

K on to more bad stuff. Sentosa's getting whale sharks for IR and they're so mean cause' whale sharks are not meant for captivity and they can grow up to 2 city buses. So everyone please sign the petition THNXZXZXZ

): such bad newz. I'm gonna sing the Lara song to cheer me up! (written by Amanda&Lara)

THE LARA SONG
Deep sigh, this is such a bad day
well actually it's not, I have Lara.
Lara will make everything ok, all I gotta do is just have faith.
Whenever she's around dark turns to light
and I am not afraid, she protects with might
don't think she's fat, her blouse is not tight
everything she does, she does with pride
SHE'S LARA, SHE'S LARA
SHE'S LARA HOORAH!!!!

today's my last day of being the few people who already watched xmen.
deep sigh. sob sob. they're gonna make a magneto origins in 2011 woohooo.

WATCH X MEN

2009-04-29T17:34:00.005+08:00

Awesum week with the homies. Went to Serene Centre yesterday, best outing ever!@%@%^ !#&

K I think I need to make my blog more simple cause' it's too intellectual for the mental capacity of some
I'm gonna get the great big book of action words so Lara and I don't have to do anything to express ourselves physically, we just have to say it. E.g nervous laugh, sniff sniff, sob sobx

I'm gonna die for mid years. ): deep sigh.

Xmen Gala yesterday. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT. BABY CREED<3 swoons.
eee omg wth was that. blushes.

BERRIES AND CREAM MHEHEHE
jumping jacks fail, everyone go watch, thnx

2009-04-23T20:56:00.002+08:00

HEY HOLEZ
Please donate all used correction tape tapes to AMANDA&Mohammed Ali(boypren HEH)
We're gonna use it all to wrap the entire class at the end of the year, woohoo to us!
THANKZ YOUZ

I voted for OBAMA AS HEAD PREFECT! Like you know draw an extra box behind the paper and tick and write Obama is my mama.

Sorry to the people who used the second laminar flow hood and got their plants infected w/ some white baby powder stuff. It's my fart germs growing! Mine got it too but I didn't fart in the one I used. Maybe it's not my fault :-D

Omg can't wait for ROCs. WOOHOOHOO.

Today Rachel brought her PSP and she took it out then she went Gasp! And made all of us say it too. GASP! Then Hannah kept dropping things so I'd go WELL DONE. Then when I drew my graph wrongly or something she went MEDIUM RARE. HAHA GET IT! omg Hannah you're so lame.

I came up w/ so many jokes all by my awesome SELF! Copyrighted x a million willionz.
1. Why did the farmer blush? He saw potato sacks!
2. A doctor's family was really slow paced. One day he went bankrupt! :O Why? He lost his patience!
3.Why was the ice cream in pain? It had whipped cream!
4. Why did the scenery turn red? It saw the camera flash!
omg omg oh stop, Hold your applause cause you'd look real stupid clapping in front of your computer all by yourself. & I swear I didn't get it from anywhere other than my brain. If you heard it before, pure coincidence or my jokes are passing around real quick. I SWEAR.

OBAMA IS MY MAMA

2009-04-21T19:26:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL LEE LEE

omg classic.

Today went out w Rachel, Lara, Jean, Khee, Shi, Hannah to Serene centre to get Rachel's free ice cream. Then we bought her a cake and surprised her. But it was so fail cause' when I was walking Lara was supposed to block the wind away but she walked away and 2 candles went out.
HEH. After that went back to Kallang omg headache.

@ Serene centre, Lara and I went on the wheel thing together and we broke it cause' we're too phatz. & She paid 2 dollars for 3 rounds whooo.

For Life science, we had to do Venus flytrap thing. So I FARTED IN THE LAMINAR FLOWHOOD TWICE. MMHHEHEMHHHHEHEHEHEHEHE. On purpose. I named my plant:
Pretty Princess PingYang STARz Obama is my mama HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL.
HEH.

OMG FOR ROCS IM BUNKING W LANIE AND WE'RE SHARING W LARA AND RACHEL. I'M SO STOKED.

2009-04-18T19:20:00.003+08:00

oh gosh, what a weird day.

HAD SBG TODAY W WINNIE.

omgomgomgomg, ROCs isn't looking up cause' Khee's not coming and I'll be w XXX. I'm gonna try say I'm allergic to hair products. WHAO LIKE BURNZXZ man. I feel like dying lah, ROCs is like rocks, how am I supposed to rock when I'm bunking w someone who will probably suffocate me to death with hairspray or wtv. Someone throw a rock at me.

Andy Samberg's gonna be in ILY, MAN!

OMG HI EVERYONE AGAIN. YOU SHOULD DO THE EVIL MASTERMIND QUIZ IN FB. I DID IT TWICE AND I'M HITLER. TWICE. WOOHOO NO BALLS

You have a small weener

2009-04-17T22:12:00.002+08:00

K we went w Shi too, I forgot her. Then we took neopoints and the 2nd round came our really spazzed. Pics in FB. omg 17 again quite.. idk lah but I like to watch movies 8) IT WAS SO DISTURBING cause' the daughter was coming on to the dad and the teenage kid was coming on to the mum and the weird guy had something real good going on w the weird principal and it's so weird how the whole love thing is going on between a teenage kid and the old hag. But Zac Effron's ball skillz really mad. "little girl in you, undeveloped brain and YOU HAVE A SMALL WEENER" and then he spun the ball w his little finger. I WANT TO DO THAT. K children, go educate yourself and watch.

omg, oh oh, lee lee and I want to create a shared blog/xanga. It'll be PRINCESS PINGYANG!
If you kids dont know, she's a heroin(type of drug)

And I might want to use xanga w lee lee's help. CAUSE' ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.

I LUV RACHEL LEE LEE AND LARA OH OH

2009-04-17T14:20:00.003+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY
I'm Princess PingYang!
I'm gonna give Lara and Lee Lee my password.
HEH

Lara is going to slap me everytime I crack my bones/laugh like shiying/disrupt class.
I have 44 cracking spots. I counted.

Wednesday, went out w RLL and Shi to Taka, to look @ colorsplash. And we were looking at all the taitai brands cause' Shit doesn't know any/how to pronounce. And we were giving her shitty names like Cartier is cart with a silent "ier" and Fendi is Fend. And Louis Vuitton is louiS vweettton.

Thursday went to Pizza Hut w Lara and Rachel to do work.

5 items test in 1hr, I'm in the lib w Lara & Rachel. We're going to watch 17 again(if it's out) cause' it's the 17th today! Ahah, so lame.

Rachel says Jae has nice short hair!
Lara says MHMHMHMHMHHHHHHEHEHEHEHAHAHAEHMAMHMHMH

KBYE!

500usd shipping.

2009-04-12T12:27:00.002+08:00

This is so random, yesterday Venetia(oh god, I forgot how to spell your name but anyway miss you so much!) msned me to go for some flea titan so I went to google it and I want to go!

Didn't go to church cause' my dad's car broke down yesterday. Anyway yesterday was so awesome. Extended family went to the place where we put the ashes and I know we shouldn't but it was soo fun!.

I want a colorsplash so bad.

S-factor tonight! Sean and Cowfu asked me to watch cause' it's funny. Bimbs were playing dog and bone and the host was like 24-2! & noone came up then some girl was like can we not have so many maths questions? Ahahaha then I was saying my mom should join and whao, mistake.

Bye I'm gonna play INSANIQUARIUM!

sup a fly.

2009-04-11T15:46:00.002+08:00

omg I'm @ Sean's house. When we went to RUN Max, he stopped to shit then Sean was freaking out so in the end he took out a plastic bag and picked it up lah, then Max walked off w/ shit hanging from the butt. I was lying in the middle of the road laughing like Max's shit.

Aiyo my phone isn't home yet.

KBAI!

She is a very famous prostitute

2009-04-10T14:46:00.002+08:00

YA-in everyone (:

Went to watch Confessions of a Shopaholic yesterday w/ Hannah, Janine, Lara. Then we took "neopoints" w TLL poses. Rly fun.

STAR (Shi, Tll, me, Rac) FOREVR even tho Shi only made friends w Rac and I cause' our names begin w R&A cause' we were just replacements for Robyn and Abigail. SO NOW I'M LOOKING FOR ANOTHER S TO REPLACE SHI AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT. Calling all "S"es (asses).

Omg today saw Arnold @ Expo. and mom.

My phone's in repair and I dont want to screw my SIM card by using the nokia phone, so I don't have a phone now even tho they were supposed to give it to me by today latest. >:(

J: Here's a rock.

2009-04-05T19:15:00.002+08:00

OMG IT'S MY 200th POST!@#%^&*

K just to elaborate on how broken my phone is. It can only open until a tiny bit of the 2nd row. So the 123 keypads are totally unreachable and I have to use symbols like @ etc. And b and f letters are completely gone. so wth. Now I sms like a twit omg so retarded. Gracia and Minwei were laughing at my phone and my cough cough bottle..

G0l) s@v3 my phon3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-04T16:29:00.002+08:00

HI WORLD I'M STILL ALIVE
Actually, Idk if that's good.
I only let my parents see TLL & Phoebe. Fun didn't want to see my parents haha, and I "forgot" to ask Magsimum. KJ's gonna call my mum later. My mum's bye bye ring ring is still Miley Cyrus. Humiliation.

To everyone who knows what I'm talking about(which is everyone):
Eh I'm not the real bitch! HA, it's all Rachel Lee Lee! She's like ten times worse and I bet she's laughing now. I just tell everyone lah. Then Rachel will be like " No no I was just kidding" but she really really cant stand her so we have to sit. HAHA omgzxzxzzz.

Then during chinese,
Shiying was calling Rachel but she didn't hear.
Shiying: Rachel Rachel! Rachel Lee! RACHEL LEE LEE!!!
TLL looks up
HOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

Then yesterday
Shiying to TLL: Laoshi, wo men de jiao(GEL) yao zuo she me!
TLL: Jiao(GEL) fang zai tou fa lo! starts to laugh
Then RLL and Shiying and me laughs like mad, running to class to tell everyone.

KHEE'S GOING TO BE ON TV @#%^&
and Shiying HAHAHA. And Lara's hair. I hope they didn't catch me. HA
omg MAXIM CUT HER HAIR AND SHE'S GOING TO BE ON TV TOO

& I nominated Shiying for prefect for fun. Since she's so "pop" i thought people would actually vote for her but the only vote she got was from Rachel Lee Lee.
HAHAHAHA, then she came back to class " Thank you everybody! I'm gonna be a prefect!" WTH, humiliation.

Went to Island cremery w/ Janine, Lara, Rachel yst to play on the wheel WOOHOO.

My phone is broken like Shrose's. It can't open.

eh someone teach me how to do the negro spirituals.

Today a cat licked my knee

2009-03-28T18:18:00.005+08:00

Earth hour todayyyyyyy!
8.30pm to 9.30pm

Hi my parents want to see all my teachers. So my funeral will be held @ 4th April somewhere. Please bring paper lamborghinis to burn. HA

WTF I'm seated next to the teacher's desk now. So farqhing pissed. omg bitch lah. what did I ever do to you(that you know of :P) Being seated there doesn't make me pay more attention.. I just get scolded more. F U.

and I'm grounded. Not supposed to be using the com now.

Shiying: TLL's gonna wear ABUSE SHIRT on Monday. Yeah lah wth, pms so much. No more STAR haha. You STILL owe me 5 dollars for hugging her >:(

Tinghui: Jason Mraz! Haha. Eeeeee.

and since I'm grounded, I'm going to Ger&Sara's Church tomorrow. Cuz we really need catching up. Yay(8

2009-03-22T19:59:00.002+08:00

HI EVERYONE
Im so badass going out everywhere. I cant wait for school man, im so stoked. Im listening to Fall Out Boy and jizzing, Pete Wentz is like so hot! :D OMGOMGOMG. Yeah, anyway, i went to the old folks home today, I was way to cool for them. We watched TV and didnt socialise with the elderly, cause we're too cool. We didnt even spare a thought for them man.

28TH MARCH

Earth Hour

If you want to know more, watch your radiation giving TVs & Computers. Hope your sperm count doesnt go down:D
BYE EVERYONE. Im a busy girl.

2009-03-20T15:31:00.002+08:00

HI EVERYONE
I'm going to have my lunch soon then off to Kallang for CIP again. I'm just gonna copy the homework I can't do in time. THANKYOU ISABEL :D
I think this is the worst holiday everzxzxzx. ):
Congratulations to those who managed to enjoy it.
But CIP's quite fun even though it's damn tiring.
Ok bye.

Electrify me stupid

2009-03-17T20:49:00.003+08:00

HEY 8)
Just came back from Marley&me, Queensway, GH+Mario Kart Race on Wii @ Lara's house w/ Rach and Lara. WOOHOO FUN.

omg, I think I just threw my holiday away by signing up for so many CIP hours cause' the guy told us(Sharonrose&me) that we weren't serious enough(omg.) I think he might not even sign our papers. & I have so much homework I haven't started on. Idk what to do.

2009-03-16T14:51:00.002+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE, I just came back from squash and I need to bathe and then sleep and then go to Kallang squash centre for CIP so I'll just make this one quick (8

I have squash everyday but tuesday and squash CIP also(20hrs woohoo!). Cause' Tuesday, I have something on. I feel like murderer again. So I have little "me" time ):
So can someone be nice and email/msg/msn me homework(: THANKYOU. Don't think I'll do it though.

Today after squash,
Sharonrose: Do you have an umbrella, I don't you know!
Me(I had an umbrella but just for kicks,) : Nope.
Sharonrose: I have a towel, but its just for me!
Me: I have an umbrella but its just for me too :D
walked to the bus stop in the rain w/ Sharonrose and she fell 4 times WOW. We laughed so bad, we had to stop halfway and go to the side to laugh.

During squash, played on the cart w/ Sharonrose, Joanne, Isabel (is a bell)

K I should go now. BYE EVERYONE, I'm a busy girl.

I HATE MAGGIE

2009-03-12T17:44:00.002+08:00

ohmymama

Cross was so stupid, walked w/ Sharonrose, Rachel, Fum, Janella, Zer, YZ, Alicia, Mak, Moon(sp?), Kar Yin, Lisa, Nat, Gen, etc. (cant rmbr)
Was supposed to walk with Rach and Shi. But stupid Shi act cool so she ran ahead, but I bet she died halfway. Then went to Macs & playground w/ Shi, Rach, Shermin(sp?), Shi's friends... Then, Rach's DRIVER fetched us to the bus stop, where I made Shi and Shermin walk me to the other side and wait with me for my bus.

Now, Rach and Shi and I go to the left toilet cause' it's cleaner, then on Monday? I took the bowl for soap and filled it with water and climbed onto the cubicle next to Shi and poured it all over her. Then she was screaming inside and Rach does that cute laughing face, I was laughing at her so hard I fell off the toilet bowl.

TODAY, another retarded day w/ Rach and Shi. We went to the toilet, but Rach didn't ask Ms Gan so she, being the smart one, snuck into class by the back door, then I walked past cause' it was the wrong class, then we saw her hobbling out retardedly cause' she was laughing then I fell on the floor and lay there laughing inaudibly for like 5 minutes before we hobbled to class where Rach snuck in again. Shi Ying was like on the railing laughing, almost falling over.

Then Rach and I went to the sick bay during chem and we were giggling like mad trying to go to sleep. Rach felt guilty cause' she didn't feel that sick so we had to go back to class and be damn tired. Cause' I missed out quite a lot, I turned to Rachel to ask her stuff, but then MAGGIE scolded me and Hannah cause' she thought I was talking to her. And she was picking on Hannah a lot. Then she asked us what page was the periodic table or something so the whole class went page 3!
She asked me: WHAT PAGE!
Me: Page 3!
Maggie: KHEEYEN! I SAID WHAT PAGE!
Khee: Huh? Oh page 3
Maggie: YOU DUNNO AH!
Khee: PAGE 3!!!!!
Maggie: YOU NEVER LISTEN AH!
Khee: PAGE 3 PAGE 3!!!!
(Hannah sits behind me, Khee sits in front.)
Me: Mrs Sim! How come you never scold me! Always scold the people around me one!
Lisa: Mrs Sim! You're the only teacher who doesn't scold Amanda!
Then it was so weird so I turned to Hannah and Shi, " I bet she doesnt' know my name, not once did she say Amanda, thats why she scold the people around me. Shiying, you're next."
Then Maggie asked Hannah to go up and do the Chem thing, then she looked at me and said "The girl in front of Hannah! You come up and do!" Then I went " I KNEW IT HAHAHAHA" Maggie went "What's her name ah!"
Whole class: DICKTORIA! DICKTORIA! Go Dicktoria! Whoooo!
Maggie: Dicktoria, you come up!
Stupid bitch (omg wtf lah): Mrs Sim, her name is Amanda
STUPID SPOILER. Today so many teachers pick on me ): EVEN TLL! And Mrs Hor

gay is good for economy.

2009-03-07T16:01:00.005+08:00

Yesterday's training was the bomb diggity cause' I was hiding from Mr Lee, and the ever so nice juniors helped :D so I didn't even train. HAHA. Ger&I looked after the juniors again, and I reffed Sab's match(you could have won if you played properly lah) & I went to disturb Khee, Jean and Alicia. Khee got us nice nice thing from Myanmar and I think mine is so much awesomer than Jean's black thing. Khee bought it for her cause' it looks like her :D so true lah. Oh and I was wearing Khee's tennis team shirt the whole training cause' her badge got screwed in the washing machine and she had to play for nationals(they totally trashed SC), and she was wearing my squash team shirt. So I was rubbing it in Shi's face, loser lah, I have the weekend to sniff it!!! Hah, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL hahahaha. Then Jean chased me cause I threw a bunch of tennis balls into her butt and cause' I took off her cap. Then Sharonrose, Lanie, Lisa, Bev, Ger, Lara and I played on the wheel-y thing and Sharonrose and I broke the "Joycelin Yeo" board. Hehhhh. Then the cheerleaders scolded us so we had to wait for their training to finish before we could play again. And that time, only Keri, Lara, Sharonrose and I played. Then Lara, Sharonrose and I swang on the ropes and my near-privates area was burning like mad after. Lara pulled the rope while I was on and let me crash my butt into the wall and it hurt like mad lah. Then I fell off and I was on the floor "Tell Khee I love her!" Hahahaha. When Sharonrose was on the rope, I let her crash into the chair. So damn funny. & she was laughing at my TLL(heart) the whole training. Then lunch w/ Lara and Sharonrose, tall cake went to buy green apple juice and she was so funnnnny.
K training's been fun.

Then when GEL(jiao) finished, I saw Sharonrose and got so excited so I wanted to run to her but there was a row of chairs in front of me so I climbed over and ran but my left foot got caught in the chair I was sitting on and I fell and now my ankle is like bruised or something. Hahaha genius.

Today, SBG & shopping w/ Fum. I owe Fum so much money.

falling over chairs, crashing into walls from a far distance butt-first, falling on your butt from a great height, crashing into big boards and breaking them in the process, falling over big skateboards, falling into tHORNY bushes w/ Sharonrose. All that and all I have is a bruised ankle and a sore butt(skillz, bitchez)
BEING A TOTAL CLUTZ w/ SHARONROSE IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.

2009-03-05T20:44:00.003+08:00

Friday
LJ w/ Sharonrose!
(hello tallcake. we love lao shi!)
Hannah's playground w/ Rachel Lee, Hannah, Lara, Alicia, Joanna.
(well, I guess I can say it here since noone really reads my blog anymore: omg.)

K so like, can't really remember anything from LJ except that it was so awesome cause' darling Sharonrose was my partner and laoshi adored us like crazy. Stupid Shiying tried to hug laoshi, but laoshi only lets me hug her HEH.
Shiying hugs laoshi
Laoshi smacks her hand: aiyo ... ("don't anyhow hug people" in chinese)
AHAH.
Then to Hannah's house... (ok, I'll say it again) omg. (obviously, not a good "omg" hah.)

Saturday&Sunday
:/ :(
(grounded again but I think they all forgot already 8) )

Stupid tution teacher farqhing menopausal. & I had another tution on Sunday. & didn't feel like going to church.

Tuesday
Painting @ Hannah's w/ Rachel Lee, Hannah, Lara, Janine, Jean, Nat Hiorns.
(haha.)

Haha, we're all covering up for gang murders.

Wednesday
(awesome) Training w/ Juniors(forgot their names) & Sharonrose
Speech presentation w/ Ven, Shiying, JiaWei
(ours was best)

I like the other juniors now haha. We(Ger&me) were looking after the juniors. Then I was just stoning and I thought of this (ALL BY MYSELF):
Yo Momma so hairy, she only need to buy shampoo.
(copyrightedmanda)
So good right! hahaha.

Then today, Rachel, Shiying and I went to see old yearbook pix of TLL. WOOHOOO.

1.omg cause' its getting-our-results-back period again, the my-results-suck-even-though-I-got-higher-than-you is back too. & I got a new phase thing: When you get good marks and stuff, there's the omg-you-smart-piece-of-shit comes along with it. wtfarqhuar lahhhhh. So damn bloody annoying. I think it's supposed to be a compliment, but "piece of shit" doesn't seem very nice. (yeah anyway, I got good for Math & Chinese(?!), and I don't go "IT SUCKS!" just to seem "modest" or whatever shit you bitchez throw.)

2. hey, hope you don't get caught too much in the popularity, & just cause' I made it clear to you, I guess to you that makes me unworthy of being friends with you cause' I'm not popular enough or something that you realised with your popularity. so that's ok.

other than those 2 points, I'm enjoying life w/ Rachel, Hannah, KHEE (who's coming back tmr!), Janine, Lara
Thank you for the love.

goodnight.

Amanda has a soft side too

2009-02-26T20:14:00.002+08:00

Save the Sharks, Save the World.
Stop eating Shark's fin!

Click http://www.asiangeo.com/Shark_pledge/pledge.html

2009-02-21T15:22:00.002+08:00

(Ok. Go)ing Esther Lee's house later.

No Fusion, got tuition.

I pass sweet over teacher to Sean.
Teacher: What's that!
ME&SEAN AT SAME TIME: Drugs.
goodnight, we're high on Florida's Natural.

unimpressed.

2009-02-20T21:26:00.006+08:00

I'll just start this post on a light note: I hugged lao shi. But I don't feel so great now.

Today was swim meet. But let me tell you this, house comm don't always get access to all the stuff okay. Someone took the whole sticker box away, and I got my only one from the floor. Yeah so anyway, I'm gonna stop being a baby about that. Then people molested my legs and arms with green paint and my hair, which took me like 3 hours to get out, but I'm not angry about that, just making a mental note to avoid the paint next year. The other thing that happened, I'll just not talk about it cause' it's sort of okay now.
BUT GOD, PLEASE SEND MY LOVE:
Janine(thank you for heart to heart talk, you're so damn nice), Gera(God bless your forgiving heart.), Hannah(hula skirt!), Sabina(MAN), Fum, Ger Tan(sorry bout' stuff, but I guess I nvr really intended to pangseh or hurt you), Ven(get well soon), Shiying(SORRY SORRY SORRY, I forgot to take pics of hot people in their swimming costumes)

Then, I miss like how many damn buses and call my parents to fetch me & you have to understand that by this point, I'm really really down already, and I think nothing can get worse but no, amanda. Parents, of all nights decide to be unreasonable today cause' "I got them stuck in traffic" and "they're more tired than me" and "there's something wrong with me" and "I'm a disappointment."

& as always, there's more: I'm gonna fail every damn test that comes my way so bye everyone.

AND my phone fried

2009-02-18T19:43:00.003+08:00

Eh, I don't know half the people Fum/Sarah added for me in facebook.

1THANK YOU GER FOR PULLING ME ON THE CART TODAY
2THANK YOU SABINA FOR MY SOCKS
3THANK YOU TINGHUI FOR BEING AWESOME HOPE YOUR THUMB GETS BETTER
4THANK YOU SHARONROSE, IDK WHY, JUST FEEL THE URGE TO LOVE YOU TODAY

!MR LEE, I DONT LIKE YOU >:( YOU BULLY SHARONROSE, I HOPE YOUR BUTT BRUISES

omg, I feel the little love from juniors.

My phone die./on the verge of.

DUDE I THINK I JUST WENT HARD

2009-02-17T20:29:00.003+08:00

Went to Fum's house w/ Sarah, Rachel, Fum yesterday. Then Dahblie help me make facebook.
AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FARQHUAR DO THAT SHIT.
After that, went to watch He's just not that into you premiere.
Phone machine serenades Mary: MARY OH MARY something something, lets go out.
Gay guy: Dude, I think I just went hard.
Phone machine message #2: JENNY OH JENNY OH SHIT WHAT NUMBER DID I DIAL.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Then in school, SHIYING RAPED KHEE YEN.
HEHAHAHAHAHA, then gave her a pregnancy test pen x2!
oh my, I'm so getting abs tomorrow when I WAKE UP :D
omg school is coool. NOT GOING TO SCHOOL IS FOR FOOLS.

HAHA, I just went on facebook then there's like 27 friends, & I'm like hmm not bad. Then I went to Fum's and she has 247 friends HAHA.

I ate so much today and I slept for 5 hours in the middle of the day. omg i hope its a growth spurt thing. AND I HOPE I GROW VERTICALLY :D

goodnight.

2009-02-15T14:59:00.003+08:00

Happy total defence day, everyone!

Stayed over school on Friday w/ CA, Sarah, JEAN, YUNZHI, Becca, Abby, Nat, Fum + GB people who were having camp. POOR WILLIAM TAN D: The whole night, we played tennis, went to the roof top (Mrs Yap saw us, we are so screwed!) went to KAP to shit.
PLOP.

OMG, when we were playing tennis, I accidentally hit the ball INTO Yunzhi's ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHATTHEFARQHUAR. Then, I bought her Hello Panda. Cause' thats what broke her tooth.

Me: " If you don't eat the hello panda, it's bye bye Yunzhi."
So during church, I smsed her asking how her butt was. & I couldn't stop smiling.

Then Jean and I had a don't-you-dare-touch-my-face bitch war. Then Yunzhi and Jean went home.

Sarah thought us self defence. VERY COOL.
CA, Sarah & I went to KAP to shit and eat. I LEFT MY HAPPY MEAL TOY DX
I wanted to give it to William Tan. He'd be so encouraged by Pikachu.

DAHLBERG IS COOL LIKE ICEBERG!
Why didn't I think of that earlier.

Then we played poison ball game. & I BROUGHT MY TOOTHBRUSH!

Then we went to 2M to sleep for a while. & I was so cold I took someone's labcoat. EWWWWWWW. Then Sarah & CA woke us up for Sunrise but we didn't see anything.

CA and I were supposed to eat lunch at Orchard road, but I felt soo crappy so I went back.

I still feel damn crappy, I'm not going horse riding.

WALAO SEAN. IT WAS THE THURSDAY NEWSPAPER LAH. AUNTY LYN PAWNS YOU.

K bye, I go finish up the letters now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSHUA.
HAPPY JAPANESE INVASION DAY, SINGAPORE.
omg, I forgot to listen to the siren! DAMNITTTTTTT. It's ok, cause' I'm still the fire alarm for the squash courts.

EDIT:
Omg, I just thought of something frickin cool:
PASSERBY: you went for fob?
ME: YEAHH. PETEE YOU DIDNT COME!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I'M HYPERVENTILATING NOW. heeeyey, this is copyrighted manda.

FOBFOBFOB

2009-02-11T17:43:00.001+08:00

FOB was insane good. Hah RED EYE PETE<3
& I caught his pick. Yes, it feels awesome.
Omg, I get pissed when you say "Fall out boy sucks". I'm not even kidding ok.
Farqhuar you bitchezx.

Then we stayed at Sara's house. OMG SO EMBARRASSING.
HAHAHA. & then we took public transport to school with very bad stomach aches.
HEH.

Shiying taught me the past few days:
#1. Ohmychickenmcnuggetsxiamianbaojintianqishuilongtoufashiying.
#2. What the farqhuar!

Bend-a-dick.

2009-02-06T19:01:00.003+08:00

Just came back from squash, I'm drenched with sweat and rain and my house comm shirt ink.
haha.
I. Hate. Benedict. to the core.
Puddles and rain in the tennis courts w/ Tings, Jessica, Nicole!
DRUNKEN SQUASH :DDDD

Omg, Mrs Sim is so ungrateful... On Monday Sharonrose and I were waiting with her daughter for her bus to come. & TODAY SHE MADE SHIYING, KERI AND I FAZHAN at the back of the class. Stupid lah. Stupid Shiying and her HEH. Keri was innocent haha. She didn't even start her lesson yet, so we assumed it was okay to make heh sounds. Wth man. Then, I was at the back talking to Annamei. And she scolded me again. ehhhhh so dumb.

the blame game

2009-02-05T19:09:00.003+08:00

Past few days 've been pretty lesbian. Cause' Shiying is behind me.
We laugh like this: HAIR CUT
& everyone tries to copy us cause' we're so cool.
SO FAR I LIKE RACHEL LEE AND LARA'S IMITATIONS BESTTTTT.
Rachel Lee sounds like a horse.
THIS CLASS IS GETTING LESBIAN.

& then today everyone wants to touch my (wonderful) face.
& I've passed on my skillz to Hannah.
CLIP UP YO FRINGE AND LOOK LIKE TWEETY.

I won't say what happened in PW today, cause' it hurts.

Omg, FOB and Stayover @ Sara's in 5 DAYZ.
Jean.... D:<

So many people're quiting squash. I think the team's gonna get cut pretty soon. Sabina and I agreed if we ever quit, we quit together and join BOWLING. X)
Oh Shaddup. But we're still making that HARD BALLS BANNER for JOANNE for Nationals.

I've a Calcium fettish cause' I'm so old. & I've invented Chocolate milk + Milo. I dedicate that to Ven. THANKZ 4 Keri-ing me <3!

Annamei (Abuse) xi huan xiao nu hai.

Oh how we've (Yen, Rachel Lee, me) concluded Rachel Yap's gone mental. We R slow.
Thanks for tagging :D Ca,Fum,Gera,Kim,Minwei,SHARONROSE,Ven
Uhm, thankz to Mr&Mrs series for keeping my blog..horny.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON KIX SHIYING'S MENSTRAL ASS.
(so worth failing history for.) Srsly,everyonewhowantztoliveshouldwatchitatleastafewbilliontimes.
(Me nagging everyone to watch it, so you better.)

I HEART 2I

2009-01-31T13:12:00.000+08:00

I can write with my left hand too, mad skills, bitchez.

What brother?

2009-01-30T19:30:00.004+08:00

Baking w/ Fum yesterday, HEARTHEARTHEART :D
Sorry guys that didn't receive the cookies/muffins today. You wont get any cause' my maid says it will spoil by Monday. REALLY SORRY. I'll make new ones with Fum :D
Hannah Wong's joke: Famous Amanda cookies!
omg.

Interhouse bowling w/ Sabina, Nicole, Angela, Abigail, Jean, Hannah, Abs, Becca, Nat, Hannah Wong, Robyn. Rachel Lee was supposed to come. ):
Omg, Sabina and I got 3rd!!!!!! (except for 3rd game, we didn't check) :D

OMG SEAN WTH OMGGGGGGGGGG WALAO.
FUCK. STUPID BROTHER WAS USING MY COM THE WHOLE DAMN DAY JUST CAME BACK LIKE AT 7PLUS AND I WANT TO USE THE DAMN COMPUTER. EMPHASIS ON MY COMPUTER. AND HE DIDN'T LET ME USE THEN MY FATHER CAME IN SO WE HAD TO SHUT UP. FUCK HIM LAH. BLOODY ANNOYING IT'S MY DAMN COMPUTER AND YOU GO DOWNLOAD FUCKING GAY PORN. YOU'RE SUCH A FAG. YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK TO DOWNLOAD, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME USE MY OWN COMPUTER, AND YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU DOWNLOADED ON MY COMPUTER, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN THANK ME FOR "LETTING" YOU USE THE COMPUTER, CAUSE' YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK. BASTARD, I WISH I WAS AN ONLY CHILD. bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Btw, you have no friends.

I'm gonna play Warcraft now, just to piss fag off.

People: Hey do you have any siblings?
Me: Nope, thank God I don't right? Hah.

Sharonrose is sexy

2009-01-28T19:45:00.002+08:00

Just realised something, I have a premiere on Tuesday, and there's history test on Wednesday.
Like last year I went for Batman Premiere one day before history test and I failed. History is repeating itself :O omg, I just punned, haha.

Training was super duper slackzxzxzx. So I hung with Jean and her tennis friends, and they are good. Sharonrose was being stupid, wth American football! Hahaha. "I'M SEXY"

Hi everyone, my blog's been turned into a gay match making site. Seriously, who are you O.O
Gay tags, hahahaha.

head like a steel trap

2009-01-25T20:40:00.002+08:00

HopHop!

Went to Ger&Sara's church/Sara followed me home/went horseriding.
SARA,I'M100%SURESHELIKESHIMTODEATH,MAN.HOW,HOW,HOW?D:
I hope you find your bracelet ): or my heart will always be broken.

We're one mistake from being together.

Shiying day!

2009-01-22T20:15:00.003+08:00

Retarded day with Shiying. Hahahahaha,
during the cny thing Mrs Narthan came so Shiying told everyone to clap retardedly
and to sway when she talks.
Gay or what.
Then at the hall, we were talking about who looks like what.
& the retarded chinese game.
HAHAHA
Damn funny, then we wrote letters to each other.
& mine was really cool cause' I drew her and it looked just like her!
:O
If you see Shiying, stare at her.

Omg, Mrs Narthan read my blog!!!!!
:O wthzxzxzxz!!!!!!!!!

Me: I always keep my letters, no matter how lame they are!
Shiying: Yeah cause' they cant walk.
I take a moment to absorb
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OMGGGZXZXXZXZX
Shiying stares at me creepily, as if I was the one who told the lame joke.

After that went to KAP with Sara, Clara, Nata, Lara, Joanna, Abby.
And I only spent 3.50 :O
I cant put the dollar sign cause' my 4 button isn't working ):

Thankzxzxzx:
1)Alicia for being my boyfriend ;)
2)Angelica for the sweets 8D
3)Hannah for tolerating my A.D.D during assembly and PW.
4)Lisa for saying I look more girly than Alicia, so I could be the girlfriend and for teaching me how to get rid of stitches.
5)Mrs Narthan for spamming :DDD and reading my blog :O
6)Mr Lee for CLEANING THE COURTS YESTERDAY OMGGGGGGG, HAHAHAHAHA
7)Nat Hiorns for treating me candy
8)Rachel Lee for waking me up during PW. Sleeping fatty whooo!
9)Rachel Yap for sitting with me so I wouldn't fall asleep!
10)Rachels for tagging :D
11)Sabina for joining interhouse bowling with me(:
12)Sara for the cool, crazy, awesome bracelet(:
13)Sharonrose for making me laugh while we ran yesterday so I could get abs. & for walking me to the bus stop, & slamming my head on the locker so I could get a delayed headache today.
14)Shiying for being gay with me today(rhymes)
15)Winnie(resisting the temptation to spell it another way) for telling Cindy I said hi :D

ewwwww.

2009-01-21T19:40:00.003+08:00

Training was..
Whatever la, it's good to know we were better juniors.
seriously, they're so bitch.
:P

hello:
1)Fum pon school ): Bake with me!
2)Hannah, YA
3)Keri can keri
4)Lara, YA ma'am.
5)Rachel Lee, "starhub set top box advertisement man" is very hard to say when you're laughing.
Superjunior gay what? Sleeping fatty!
6)Sabina, whooo bowling:D
7)Sharonrose slammed my head into my locker dunno when. & she _____ when she runs.
8)Shiying, sijiu. "Girls" Hey shiying, I'm watching you.
9)Vivien, pon school.

omg, i love to eat your toes!

2009-01-19T21:29:00.002+08:00

All the good south park videos are gone. Go mourn. Condolences, Jean ):
D:
DX
):
T.T

Hi, if you're dark skinned, I LOVE TO EAT YOUR TOES, mmm YUM!

Ven can run fast when I'm on her. Whhooa, scary.
"Man, I'm so tired."

Rachel Lee! "But it's saturday today!"
Signature hair flip. :O

Calvin Harris gets all the girls, damn right he does.

2009-01-14T20:09:00.001+08:00

fum is the best.
she's the awesomest.
i love her to bits
because she helped me with SO MANY THINGS!
i love you fum :D

down with kaichi

2009-01-13T18:42:00.003+08:00

Yesterday's training was really really awesome. One of the best, hur hur.
There were the tryouts, so we were being total idiots for the juniors-to be.

Tinghui doesn't like her camp rock! socks ):
I'm sad.

My ball thing on the racket was crooked.
Me2Sabi: Someone meddled with my ball ):
Sabi makes sick bouncy gesture: DOINGDOING!

Sabi threw a ball at me: Think fast!
I catch the ball, throw back. But she was in court and the ball bounced
against the glass and hit me.
I shake H2o and at Tinghui's face open the cap: Ting fast! (gedddit!!)
But it didn't explode.

Mr Lee was taking attendance and I sat on Sabi.
He called everyone's names including Sabi and she responded so he marked.
(I'm still on her... hurhur)
Then he tells us what to do.
"Sabina, play a game against...."
Me 2 Mr Lee: Mr Lee, Sabina isn't here!
(Still on her)
Mr Lee: Huh? Where is she?!
I laughed so hard I fell off her.
He actually laughed :OOOO

Today was really fun. Yenny decided to pon school convieniently.
D:
& she's my home econs partner. Hehe, so I did with Lara.
We made FLIPPIN' awesome pan cakes!!
Get it!! Flippin'?! HAHAHA.
(your cue to roll eyes)

And I was telling everyone indian jokes.
Sabina says if an indian makes it to the team,
we can't have anymore racist jokes ):
sucks.

The history teacher was writing our names for the topic we're covering.
So she wrote Winnie's name.
Me: Uh, teacher, it's spelt w-e-e-n-i-e.
& SHE ACTUALLY WROTE IT OUT.
Whatthepong!!!!!!!!

"Then they come to Singapore to sell their crap."
We are going to fail :D

Rachy! My name is William Pippylongstick.
or Pippylongdick.
Not pippilongstock.
Hurhur.

THE LOCKER COMPANY STOLE MY LOCK!
Like they can't get it back >:(
My Mum: Don't cry over spilt milk.
Me: It's not spilt milk, it's STOLEN milk.

And then, for Life science, I wanted to show everyone
Jean's nigger video. But teacher didn't let me.
Hahaha Miss Cool.
So I stayed back a while right. And KANGSHI STOLE MY PENCIL CASE.
Walaooooo. Make me late-er.
And Hanny stole my desk. ):
People keep stealing my things, it's so fustrating.

After that went to KAP with Sara to "study".

ILY Sharonrose! You're the only one worthy to steal my things
(:

Sara: Ohmygod, he's perfect.

And Rachel, the cycle is accurate. Oh so accurate.
Hur hur, Narin Amanda Joelle Yap. ;)

dumbo and stupido

2009-01-10T14:57:00.004+08:00

Shit, there's a lot of homework.
FAAAAARRRRRRRRRk.

I wish everyone had a self-destruct button like Sabina.

Haha Joshua, another picture!

I want to be a cat so my Mum will fear me and stop grounding me.

Self-destruct button, Eject button and the parachute.

JEAN'S VICE CHAIR NIGGER BUTT.

2009-01-09T19:36:00.008+08:00

Hi nigger/albino.

I love 2i but that doesn't mean I've forgotten 10 okay.
Don't bullshit lah. My angry face here.

Training is sucking. But I'm the new fire alarm for the squash courts.
& I sound like Mr Lee's car when Sabina tries to open it.
Sabina loves her new CAMP ROCK! socks. I strangle Tinghui!!!!!!!!

Yeah so my eye was swelling a few days ago and I looked like a troll,
so out of Sharonrose's kindness she sent me her picture to use as my phone's
wallpaper, so my eye will magically heal after seeing good things.
& yes, it did heal. I love you Sharonrose! -Sleazy wink-

Random pictures I found, clearing my phone. (Recent)

ABBY! Thursday. That pose was so intentional okay.

ESTHER! See see, same pose. For those slowpokes,

it says COOL. I came up with it. & I don't want to see

cheena people using it.

I WANT TO BE A CAT WHEN I GROW UP!

Jean is a vice chair. OMGLIKEWTH!

ILIKEYOURNIGGERBUTT,CHINDIAN!

CONGRATS!!!ZXZXZXZXZXZX!

I (ACCIDENTALLY) shoved a lunchbox in Hannah's face today

and her lip started bleeding. Then, I (ACCIDENTALLY) elbowed her in

the face again. (coughsuccess!-evil-) Sorry Hannah :P

I hate Sundays.

Byeee

Jimmy Car.

2009-01-06T19:44:00.003+08:00

OMGEE RACHEL PROPOSED TO MEE.

I like 2i a lot now.
"Lara"
Clap! Cheer!
Me 2 teacher " She's extremely popular."
Teacher "Ohh."

Subway/Ellie jie's tuition centre/ TYLER!!!!The Killers/ Sara<3
/Esther/ Rachel Wong/ Geraldine Tan

Crrrrrazy pictures.

Identity Crisis #1

Identity Crisis #2

Hail Hitler!

Sara! SMACK WILLIAM.

church hopping.

2009-01-04T21:05:00.003+08:00

Hop!
Fum&Forever21! <3

The Sandman caught me at a bad time, I liked the mayhem more than the love.
But the love's good too.

Slackerzxzxz

2009-01-02T22:25:00.003+08:00

Hi, my name is William.
I'm a ("too hot for you to handle") trans.
& I bet you don't know what that means.
It could be TRANSfat, TRANSport, TRANSplant.
Whoa, so many, will your brain be able to handle this kind of confusion?
Thanks Sara. REALLY.

What an effed up new year.

2009-01-01T13:36:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone, Happy new year 8D
Happy Birthday Gabby!

Yesterday was crappy except going out with Sara, Estha, Gera.
Drinking Red Bull and watching Wild Child on your ipod and pausing at random places for
the unglam-est images is what I live for.

OMG SKILLZ OR WHATTTTT.
She was like rolling her eyes and then PAUSE.
Hahahahaha.

We're going out again tomorrow, woohoo.
I'll do Yes Man tomorrow. Hahahahaha.

well duh.

2008-12-29T16:14:00.002+08:00

I'm bleeding brain cells even before school starts, skillz or what.

This is Jean's BC.
Jean Iau Nan Yen
Race: Chindian

Dumbo is still a mean word.
Haha, Sean remember this,
(forgot who): I thought they teach you how to read analog clocks in Primary 1.
Me: I forgot.
Sean: I can't read digital clocks.

2008-12-25T18:54:00.000+08:00

HELLO!
fum here :D
FALL OUT BOY MANDA!!!!!
urgh
i need cash man
should i go for ting tings and FOB???
HELP PEOPLE

Merrrry Christmas 8)

2008-12-25T16:13:00.002+08:00

Hello children.
Random Christmas facts!

1# I woke up at 2pm today, crazy night :D
2# I miss US a lot a lot.
3# I lost Fum's booklist
4# My "4" key doesn't work so I have to use the one on the right.
5# It's Christmas today, bet you didn't know that.
6# I need more ear sticks & the ones prefects sell are a scam.
7# I only put fact no. 7 cause 6 is a taboo number.

Xinyi has kittens which need adopting or they will be sent to SPCA and die.
So go call her or something.
(my mum is afraid of cats.)

Mad skills

2008-12-24T15:52:00.003+08:00

Amanda is abby khoo's Prince and she is her princess
her father owns a 2008 Lamborghini Reventon
there are only 20 of such cars in the world!
she also poluted many of our innocent minds with dirty/sick things
she has the ability to make everything you say sound sick/wrong

That was on the G&B blog.
(obviously from abs)
I have one pretty frickin' awesome ability.

& Amadea's writing a story where I have superpowers
and I go back in time to tell Hitler he has one ball short.
And then he feels sad and takes it out on the world,
hence world war 2.

I'd buy that book X)

Who doesn't want to increase the size of their penis?

2008-12-23T18:53:00.002+08:00

Went out with Tiff, Joshua and Justin to watch Yes Man
& it was awesome.

I wanna try Red Bull some day.

whoooo 8D

2008-12-22T13:06:00.003+08:00

Hi hi hi.
Sharonrose and Sabina are back
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
& am I the only one who got Sharonrose's "Me and my awesomeness are back" message?
Tiff is coming back tomorrow.
Woohoo :D
I didn't know Fum left. Hah.
I miss Fum ):

Amadea! Wth does your pm mean heh.
I think you're the scandalous one.
Hahahaha, love you porn star!

psycho anti-social

2008-12-20T16:57:00.002+08:00

I miss Sharonrose, Sabina, Tiffany, Deborah, Joanne
):

Sean stole Max
)):

Training ended
))):

Hitler: You only need one ball to be a leader.
(nah he didn't say that, it'll be cool if he did though 8D)

Ec, sara, sharonrose <3

2008-12-13T14:08:00.000+08:00

Max is over.
Klaatu is a hot ball-less alien.

I LOVE YOU SABINA

2008-12-11T18:14:00.003+08:00

I love you Sabi!
Come back quick, miss ya(:

Ahh, everything's been pretty sucky.
I've been so messed up.
I feel like a shitbrain.
Hey guys, don't drop any drama on me, I can't take any of it now.
I feel darn lousy,
Yeah, I just want to remain loser-ly invisible to everyone.
So posting's going to be little for now.
Sorry.. /:

Sabina! My safe zone, come back!

2008-12-10T13:01:00.002+08:00

Disco Balls

spongebob has a new girlfriend and it's not patrick.

2008-12-09T13:39:00.002+08:00

My Mum can so totally pms better than your mum.
):

Cards everywhere in the house.
Mad skills.

Talk to the finger..."dey"

2008-12-08T20:26:00.002+08:00

I'm back. Yeah luh, not so bad. Hah.

I just came back from Bolt. Hah
With Sean, Sam and Nick(whatthe)
Sleepy sleepy.

Jed is very nice.
He wants to throw me down :DDD
And he wants me to "Watch out."
He is very good at teaching people Bridge.
DEY!!
Oi Jed, dun pai kia siahzxzxzxz worhhhszxzx siol XDD

Uh. Byee. I'm gonna throw cards with my mad skills now.
Hah, Sean's butt is gonna be fried!!!
Go eat yourself.

I've been wearing heels all day and you get to sit in your chair and roll

2008-12-04T21:01:00.004+08:00

I haven't packed a darn thing yet.
And this will be my last post until after camp.
Maybe.
Anyway, a tragedy awaits me,
so pray I don't do something really loser or die.

But like on 6th, I'm running away from camp,
I'm gonna escape to the BJ's ice cream thing.
Idc, I'm going. And Fum better come with me.
Or Sara, or abby, or esther, or sabina, or sharonrose, or lauren,
or joanne (list goes on)

And Sunday, I'm still going to BTSC.
Sara, can you go? I need civilisation while I have the chance,
bring Lauren if you want. Bring your driver, bring your mac.
Ahh.. the richness.

Fum, how much are the ting tings?
Like I kinda hate them(Ven, don't kill me, eh.) but I wanna go anyways.

I'm so tired already, there's still jet lag.
Anyway, I don't really wanna go.
I dreamt that I didnt yesterday,
and wonderful things happened.
:P
(And no.. only guys get wet dreams.)

But I'm looking forward to the last minute packing,
it's gonna be so hysterical.
Better get Nick to video.

My Mum is yelling at me now.
Something to do with having too much stuff
and relying too much on those pills
and wanting to go ting tings,
so I guess I can't go, fum.
Uhh.. I'm depressed?
But I can like send you guys there
and wait for you till' it's done.
And you can give me your used ticket stubs
so it'll be like I totally went too!
Awesome plan, Nike: Just do it!

Ok guys.. bye?
Peace out home bitches!
Miss me, cause' I might die.
Or get reminded of the non existence of Lion King 4
and suicide.
It's church camp for crying out loud. Hah.

2008-12-04T15:10:00.003+08:00

Boredom has reduced me to posting(again).
MSN is sick. When you talk to sick people.
Anyway I won't be blogging in camp right?
Heh, good enough excuse to me.

I'm like such a loser. Blogging actively.
):

I just went to the doctor(not really).
And he told me I have a low count of brain cells.
Thanks a lot Sabi and Sharonrose and my tution teacher.
>:P
Well, I also have to thank myself
cause' my masochistic-ness from the previous post
made me run head first into the wall repeatedly
cause' I don't like the sight of blood.

So I decided to run away from sanity
and accept my mentally challenged fate.
(This decision was made a long time ago already, if you haven't realised. I trust that you did.)

Sabina, I'm only "over-friendly" when I'm around weird crazy people like yourself.

I think I'm gonna watch Lion King 3 again.
Bye people,
don't hit my head or I will unleash all insanity at you.

Whatthekovu

2008-12-04T14:03:00.002+08:00

Omg, No. Lion. King. 4.

I am sucidal, masochistic at the very least.

don't talk to me, you're not even worth the hand.

Buh-bye sab DX

2008-12-04T13:37:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, I'm feelin' so darn lousy cause' Sabina is going to camp and leaving me ):
And I'm also going to camp tomorrow(suck suck suck)
5th to 8th.
Which makes me feel scared and annoyed.
:PPPPPP
Omg WTH. I miss Sharonrose's birthday.
AND JEAN D:
Gah, I'm hating this.

But like after the dumb dumb dumb camp,
Going bowling with Fum?
And we're going to celebrate the birth of Jean,
who has not tagged my blog in how long?
>:(
Yeah but anyway, that's going to be fun.
And I'll take Sharonrose out once she's sky-ed(ungrounded)
Hahahahah!! OMG that was a good one.

Then, Mr Lee is taking us out for canoeing.
I imagine he'll be on a private canoe thing
with Joanne or one of the *Specials
and coaching them verbally.
*Specials: The really really good squashies.

Then, I'll take some of the squashies out for a movie XP
Uhh... anyone up for porno?
Woohoo!

Like yesterday, I thought I lost my Ez-link (Sabina: Hahahaha loser!)
So I take my brudder's one and block Sabina from seeing the TV
while she's playing GH
Hahahaha.
Yeah but I realised my card was in my wallet all along.
Soo thank God I found it.
Hah.
So dumb.

Oh whatthe. I just realised
I'll be away from civilisation till' I come back.
So I won't be on the com. Heh.
Suck suck suck.

Ahhh, I miss Tiff):

McDonald's, prepare for a new theme:
I'm hatin' it.

Best darn day of the day.

2008-12-03T18:35:00.011+08:00

Howdy howdy :B
Today was the best darn day of the day :P
Seriously, today was like the best day that has happened to this darn world
since I was brought to this place :D

THEBESTDARN.TRAINING
Training keeps getting better and better I swear.
Today was the best training,
Haha, I know I've said it before.
I love my CCA.
Like so I get stalked by
Sabina(heart heart heart<3)
on the way to school.
And Joanne was there already
After all the hugs and catching up and spastic-ing
Noone had any balls(except Joanne, HARD BALLS!!)
So Joanne said," I don't have balls, I have CHEESEBALLS!"
Holds up a packet of Cheeseballs.
My reaction, classic. Laughs my balls off.

So Sharonrose, Debs, Ger and Lauren arrive
Hug hug, kiss kiss(Haha kidding)
And I reenact Toy Story and Lion King quotes(Very Cool, very spastic, very me :P)
Sharonrose spazzes up with me.
Mr Lee arrives with new haircute. Center-parting, OMG *&%@#
Really funny.
Lien doesnt arrive.
Me: Is Lien here?!
Joanne: No, she broke her toenail. (LIKE OMG WTH, I JUST BROKE A FINGER NAIL!! MY LIFE IS SHATTERED!!!)
Me: Sheesh, Again?! But she pon so much already. How many toenails has she got man?

And I start bitching about Twilight to everyone.
And telling everyone about that homo street in San Fran. 8)
Warmup: really awkward(many gay babies were born)
Sharonrose spazzing up with me.

Even the REAL part of training was fun too :OOOOOO

And so after like 2 sets of service(Exhausting),
I start being real GAY.
I invented Squaseball
It's like Baseball, using squash balls and in a squash court.
Deb and Joanne were look outs, in case Mr Lee or seniors come
(Gosh, I hope seniors don't see this :P)
And they played a little too.
Uhh, Lauren, Ger, Deb, Joanne and I played.
the other losers missed out man.

Then Mr Lee puts me in a game.
And I'm like Hell NO (snaps fingers in Z shape)
Hahahha no luh.
I was more like
"Not a chance in hell :P"
Hah, not even close.
I was like " No no no, please no."
Hahaha
So omg, he was being nice and put me under Sabi's tender, loving, care.
Hahaha.
He makes me redo service all over again.
But with Sabi!(heart heart)
And we stop halfway to play that Sharonrose game.
Everytime the ball rolls away,
We're like "Noooooo.... Father!" into the abyss.
Hahahahahah,(imitating Toy Story2)
So Sabi bosses me, "Get father now."
Me: " No! your turn."
Hahahah
Then Sharonrose(heart heart) and Lauren and Ger comes in.
This is real sick.
Sharonrose comes in with Rubik Cubes in 3 different sizes.
Sabina, " Hey! cubes! Haha, geddit? They're not balls!"
Me: Laughs cubes off.
Me:" Pyramids! Cuboids!!" WHOAA
"Ok, that's enough."
Hahahaha
So somehow we had like the attack of the anti-braincells
(Whacking each other's head)
Me: " Die you, non-existent brain cells! "(whacks sabina)
Innocent Sharonrose gets dragged in.
Ok, I'm gonna censor the part where Sabina and I end
up throwing the cubes at each others' privates and
when I get locked in the court by Sharon
and I have to stuff a cube down my underwear.
Oops, that was very poor censorship.

ANNOUNCEMENT!!: Sharonrose's Birthday is 8dec.
Hey, Sharonrose's brother! Happy Birthday :O
Hah.

After training, everyone screws MGpower up and pisses Mr Lee off.

But the very bad part about today:
It's my first training, it's Sabina's last.
She's like off to Italy tonight.

So I decide to throw her a farewell pizza hut thing.

THECRASH
So we crash Ariel's house.
Hahahahaha.
And we sit at the playground eating Pizzas and throwing pineapples
down to the little kiddies playing below us.

At Ariel's house, I play Guitarhero(very pro)
SUCKMYASS!!! Hahahaha
and like Ariel's friends were there.
Robyn, Abitay, Vivien. Yeah they're really cool. Haha
Then they watched The Maid(/The Employer Hahaha)
So I got wussy and left.
Hah.

Geez, I know this is really late,
But I saw Laura at the US airport :OO
WHOA,
Laura: What are you doing here?
Me: Uhh, Stalking you O.O

I took this 3 times. Sabi is so blur and sotong.

I approach Ariel's really scary cat.

Mrs sharonrose SIM! and some spastic, cool person

Look look, my socks. Darn Sabina):

Long live the G string

Hail Gstring!

OMG I broke my nail, I shouldn't have gone to training!!

WTH D:

I still miss Sabi ):

2008-12-02T14:04:00.002+08:00

Buzz: I come in peace
Rex: I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur :D

Hey, I'm posting again,
cause' boredom is eating my brain.
Ahhhh.
Finishing product: Brainless Zombie.
Omg, I don't wanna be Nicholas
:O
D:

I've been robbed :O
Nick just stole my fifty dollars.
Right in front of my eyes
:O
Evil brainless, money stealing zombie at large.
Normal people with brains(does not include you, yes you) and money, BEWARE.

I wanna taste you one more time again
I'm all over you
I'm not over you

I dedicate that song to that Meat Pizza I had at Vegas
It's like the only thing in Vegas that's not X-rated.

I'm so bored.
Sabina, tell me a joke.

Sean, don't tell your father a joke.
Hahahahaha. (inside joke thing)

I don't wanna go to camp on Friday.
Jac isn't going.
Why God? Why!

Toy Story
Toy Story,
Toy Story :P
!

Oh right, before I forget.

Hey: People who had my previous password to this blogger acc, I changed it. So if you want it just ask :P

I'm so tired.
Man I'm going to take the pills now.
Byee guys 8)

2008-12-02T12:49:00.007+08:00

Hey guys,OMEGEE while was taking a hot shower i accidentally slipped and flew all the way to the toilet bowl and hit my head on the side. The water like splashed everywhere. Anyway, I cant remeber anything now. I so sad right now, that so many people like me(Im such a player), anyways im moving to Alaska, cause everyone knows that im not hot.

:D bye everyone.

xoxo
Toodles :D
I'm gonna do ga(y)briel (who is very awesome)
stuff.

You're not flying, you're falling with style!

2008-12-02T10:41:00.003+08:00

Howdy howdy howdy howdy :B

Toy Story is seriously the best thing I've ever seen.
other than the mirror.
Hah, kidding.

Mr. Potato Head: [Mr. Potato Head has put his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reflects a famous Picasso work] Hey Hamm, look! I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

Buzz: I've set my laser from "STUN", to "KILL".
Woody: Aw, great, yeah, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!

Toy Story 3 is coming out 2010
:OOOOO
WHOAAAAA.

Sean, hand Max over.
Hah.

Fergie, Prada dresses will break your heart if you weren't super rich.

SABBIIII<3

2008-12-01T14:20:00.002+08:00

Hey hey heyy :D
Wasabi!!

HAPPY(belated) BIRTHDAY SABI! <33
Love love love ya'!

Hahaha yay 8D

Wheeee, see ya on wednesday!
:DD

I told you, you'd miss me :P

Byeeeeeeee.
PS. Happy happy birthday 8)

WOOHOO

2008-12-01T11:05:00.002+08:00

Hahahaha. I'm back.

Yeah so my trip kinda sucked cause' we travelled a lot.
And I fell sick a lot.
6hours by bus to Grand Canyon,
felt like shit. Threw up, head ache,
all your usual crap.
Was at the Grand Canyon, just never really saw it.
Heh.

LA was quite fun though.
Disneyland, California, Universal Studios.

Vegas is a very horny place.
There are like flyers for strippers/prostitutes
on the ground everywhere.
And there are pictures of naked people.
Totally uncensored.
EWWWWW >:(

Didn't like Vegas, fell sick there.

Yosemite suckeddd.
A whole day just to get there.
And it was so foggy.
Couldn't see anythinggggg.
Walao!

First day of San Francisco was boring
Last day was ok, I guess.

Heh.
Got my nano :D

Hahahaha, Sean!

Flights are hell.
HATE HATE HATE.
I'm like totally dependent on motion sickness pills now.

I saw Twilight and it wasn't good.
Hahahaha. Don't worry guys, I don't think it'll be nc16.
Boring boring.

But I liked the TV :D
They have HOUSE marathon there
:OOOO

Singapore is so nice and small.
No 6hour car rides.
(:
But the weather is crappy.
Haha.

Uhh yeahh.
Byeee Tiff!!
I'll miss you!

2008-11-29T00:28:00.002+08:00

I'm at the hotel now, heh. checking out soon.
What class am I in.
shit, I don't wanna know.

I'll go check.
):

This computer which is probably older than me
is slow slow slow.

I'm in 2i
good, bad, idk.

But hannah's there. and janine,
and lara, and ven, and fum, and rachel, and
angelica.......
:DDDDDDD

Tifffannnnyyyyyyyy. DD:

Lee's sandwhiches :D

2008-11-21T00:59:00.002+08:00

WASSUPPP.
I'm gonna eat soon so I gotta make this quick
I'm at a sandwhich shop :D

Tiff. HEH!

I HATE FLIGHTS.
I was vommiting like shit yesterday.
And I haven't been eating well since.
Stupid Jet lag.
Then, I woke up at 4am and couldn't go back to sleep.

Yeah, so far hasn't been great.
But I'm going to Disneyland after this.
:DDD

And I saw the trading pins..
Rip-off?

Yeahhh.

And the hotel's near to a road called:
BALL ROAD.
Wickeeedddddd.

Ok, I'm gonna eat now.
Toodles
;D

uhuhuh.

2008-11-19T17:17:00.001+08:00

HELLOHELLOHELLO! :D

I shall keep your blog alive while you're away
(:

so..
you know what I really really really hate?
cod liver oil.
it tastes disgusting man.

hahaha right.
you know mandah, you can change your 'likes' and 'dislikes' part if you want.
even though, you know, I know you love me so much (:
yes yes, hold your applause.

:D:D
miss you!
<3,
tiff.

HEH.

2008-11-19T04:23:00.002+08:00

Coool, airport has internet access :DD
man I feel like crap.
My ear is like bleeding again.
And I dropped a sickness pill so my mum got stressed out.
Yeahh. damnit. I have to be good
so they'll let me spend my money.
Hah.

Anyways, I'm so drunk.
This has been too random.
Heh.

Stayed up to watch TV last night.
Desperate Housewives was aweeesome.

Man, I miss Sabina sooo much.
And everyone else from squash.

I miss bubble tea.

This is getting retarded. I'll end here.

Toodles :D

PS. If you call me, the calls are diverted to a number not in use.
But I get smses.
(:

Take careeee <3

'll miss ya loads.

2008-11-18T17:12:00.011+08:00

Just got back from Vivo with Abs, Sara, Madea', Ven(-ass), Fum(-tard), Ina :D
Yeah it was pretty early, so my Mum let me use the computer.
Man, it got quite emotional when Sara gave us the Sex bands.
And when Abby sent me the sms.
):
My phone wall paper was Lollipop.
So I could've broke down.
Btw, Lollipop is a horse. Who died.

I liked the free lunch we had at Sara's (super high class) restaurant.
Best Hor Fun in the world.
Labrador Seafood!
(Free advertisement. Haha!)

I have too many stuff to do now.
Pack and sleep and bathe and eat and blah blah blah.

I'm really tired and not feeling well.
So I'm not gonna do the list.
Heh.
Aiya, I'll miss everyone LUH.
I know I should be really specific and stuff
but just know that all of you are on my mind luh.
except for some, Hah.

Had to stuff all the ear rings and bracelets into
a small box. And it looked really cool, Haha.

Sean, take care of Max.
I'll be back and you better hand him over.

ILY Abs, missin' you already, man.
/:
<3!

Madea'! :DD Love you, <3

SARA. You rich high class person. :D

LOVEE YOU.
Ahhh. Lollipop. ):

<33!

Fummmmm. Krispy Kremes, Hahahahaha.
Loveeeeee youuuu <3!

INAA :D Miss ya', Love ya'

<333!

Love ya, venass. :D

Can you ever be black?

<3333!!!

Nooo, don't go straight.

Saw that at a golf shop.

Ok guys, I'm really busy.

and packed (geddit? geddit!!)

Hahaha.

Man, this really is the last post eh.

Bye homies.

'll miss you guys.

PS. Squashies, during the Sec 4 farewell, you guys

have to video call me.

Seriously.

<33!

God bless America

2008-11-17T23:12:00.002+08:00

This will be my last post until I come back from America if my Mum decides to be evil
and not let me use the computer tomorrow.

Ok. The shit in church is getting out of hand.
Man, you guys really suck.
(well most of you anyway.)
Is it that fun to spread rumours? Huh.
Especially about someone you dont' even know.
Like wth is that.
And I know you guys THROUGH CHURCH.
What's that all about huh?

So yeah, sucks to have a last post start off like that.
Still havent' cooled down.
And I don't think I will for a while.
Man, I have to bring this anger to America with me.
Dude, what've you got against America?

Anyways, for the people who I WILL MISS.
Just wanted to say uh.. I'll miss you.
And if i dont' make it back alive,
Uhh. Yeah, I'll miss you.

LOVE YOU ALL.

THE LOVED AND MISSED(:

Sean, when I come back,
I hope to see your Ipod destroyed by Max or otherwise.
(kidding luh :D )
And I hope to see Sam losing weight.
And I hope to see Max taken care of.
And you better hand him over when you go Malaysia.

Sharonrose, take good care of Dot.
Love ya loads((:

Sabina, man! Dont' be lonely alright?
Hahaha. Go make other friends other than me :D
I'll go get those shoes.
You get my screwdriver (:

Tings(y),
uhh... I hope to see you get another ear hole?
Idk. anyway, I'll really miss ya, spastic senior :DD

Joanne, when I come back,
HARDER BALLS.
HARDERRRR
Hahahaha.
'll miss ya.
:D

Yeah, I think these are the people I'll really miss.
Of course there's a lot more.
But I don't have time.
My Mum's yelling at me like a menopausal middle-aged lady.

Uhh, I'll try to get online tomorrow.
And finish the List of Loved (:
<3!!

Yeah.
Love ya, guys :D

See you in 2 weeks or tomorrow.

Not a chance in hell.

2008-11-17T21:37:00.002+08:00

Omg, like super pissed off now.
WTF.
My day got killed.
Awesome training was wasted on a shitty day.

Know what bitch, I'm not blind.
I dont' love you anymore.

Heh. like wtf.

I won't waste my emotions like that.

-Shakes the hatred off-

But I still not-like you.

like wtf.

2008-11-17T19:25:00.003+08:00

Awesomest training I've ever had.
Except when Sharonrose had to leave.
She didnt' say bye.
D:

So for Nationals next year,
Sabi and I are gonna make a banner for the team.
JOANNE HAS HARD BALLS.
Fuh-reaking true.

Lauren needs to give me lessons on that Dino face.
And Sharonrose needs to give me lessons on the Mrs Sim face.
Wtp!!
I was laughing my balls off.
Then Mr Lee was trying to talk to us.
And he gave me the "what-a-freak" stare.
Quite insulting, coming from him.
:X

Slacking was :D
"Dot, well done, man! (WHACK!)"
"Sabina, get off! you're sitting on Dot!!"
And then Sharonrose and I flung Dot into the air.
"Lula--BYE!!" (flings him into outerspace.)
I laughed so hard I fell to the ground.
And we were playing skipping games.
The teddy bear one.
"Teddy bear, Teddy bear, touch the ground."
(my middle finger gets smashed to the ground here.)

Yep. Training kicked balls
and it's gonna be my last one...
...until December.
hahahaha.

After that went to watch Madagascar2
with Tiff, Joshua, Nat, Gab!

Yeah, that was my day.

Training was seriously fun.

Tingsy!!<33
Sab!!!!!!<33(is gonna be lonely when I'm in US) Lame xia.
Debs!!
Joanne(CHICK WITH HARD BALLS)!!!
Isabel! coughlosercough! "YATTA!"
Sharon(of a)rose!!!! Take care of Dot when I'm gone.
Lauren! Dino-face!!!! :D
Mr Lee! WTH.

Shit, I'll really miss squash trainings.
Meh. (Sabi, what does "Meh" mean?)

Love ya, hoes!
Peace out, Home Bitch.

Sean and I are brown and black.

2008-11-16T21:58:00.002+08:00

Sean got his Itouch.
THIS WORLD IS MAD.
H(u)mph.

Sean, go eat this post.
>:(

Well, now you can watch those Hannah Montana episodes on your Itouch.
Have fun, nigger brother.

"Pfft!"
hey Sean, I "farted"!!
hahahahhaha.

Bye Sean.
You can suck your Itouch.
I'll be in US, sucka :D

Partaye, you noob.

2008-11-15T22:55:00.002+08:00

Whooooo. I'm at Sean's crib now.
He has 2 key boards for his lap top.
Awesomee!

yeah, so we went cycling and we brought his dog.
Max, the toe-licker.
Max, the banana-spitter.

I fed him a banana and he licked my face,
so banana pieces were on my face.
Ahhhh. So adorable :D
(not me, Max. Duh.)

And, yay! I'm not drunk anymore.
Whooo, partaye, get drunk again :D

The Animal/Alphabet game:
"S for Sean."
"N for Nigger!!!"

I call dibs on the couch!
I'm sleeping with Max, I don't care.

I'm staying over too.
:DDD

Sam's so nice.
Ahahahaha.

I'm gonna watch Heroes 3 with Sean now.

Toodles(: ,
Peace Out Home Bitch.

2008-11-15T16:48:00.002+08:00

I'm back like I forgot somethin'
I'm somethin'

Holding my bladder makes me sleepy,
and drunk. and hung-over-ish.

Nick is hoggin' the toilet like shiz.
(Pun intended!!)

Ok, I just went to the toilet, and I'm still drunk.

Drunk=Immune to earth quakes!
Or so I heard.
Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Sean is the gay-est brown thing everrr.
You, NUB!!!

So, I'm rotting like a drunken old bastard.

I think I'm black-er.
Nigger pride! Yeahhh.

I'm really bored. I'm melting.

Damnit. Sean's leaving.
buh-byeeeezzz.

Ok, that's it. I'm going with him.
He's got a dog :D

See ya suckas.

Whatthecondom!

2008-11-14T16:16:00.002+08:00

Hey little kids!

WHOOA, my brudder came back from his prom at 6am.
what in the world were they doing..
hmmm.

so after training, on the mrt, I see this condom ad.
and I decide to take a picture of it.
inconspicuously, of course.

They'd advertise anything.
yeah, the condoms are made in japan.
and they're the thinnest condoms in the world.
so they decide to prove it by wrapping it over a banana(above)
and comparing the thick-ness of other condoms.
which is also wrapped over the banana.

AWESOME, yo!
like wtp.

And, today's Urban paper's headline is:
Have a ball!

well dont' mind if I do.

Bye kiddies,
Toodles :D

-Spirit Fingers!!-

Hahaha, Tings' gonna sue the Ting Tings.

2008-11-13T20:15:00.001+08:00

HI!!!
its fum
since manda hacked my account
I SHALL HACK YOURS TOO
MUAAHAHAHAH
dumb ass manda
isnt it like part of your many blogs already????
BUHBYE!

Nick Dick!! <3

2008-11-13T19:02:00.006+08:00

Nick, you slacker. Enjoy your prom yo.

(Hahahahahaha!)

[/edit] man, the pics screwed the blog up.

ahh well. basically it's pictures of nicholas sleeping.

When he was supposed to be studying Geog(?)

So he stuck his finger to the world.

2008-11-13T16:38:00.002+08:00

SHIT, man. I feel like a bimbo. Sorry Tiff. it's not your fault.

I just forgot to think.
yeahhh. I do that sometimes.

I, I bring the fire.

ILOVETIFF!:D

2008-11-13T15:34:00.004+08:00

yay!
watch madagascar2 on monday! :D
whooooooooooh!

you so were scared watching the coffin luh!
you were closing your eyes
and like hugging me!
don't lie luh ;DD

or maybe you just wanted an excuse to hug me
like justin with josh!
AHAHHAHA.
winkwink.
:D

I did the linking thing already
hack me! :D

<3,

TIFF.

exexohoh ;D

2008-11-12T22:03:00.003+08:00

Went out with Tiff, Justin, Gab, Joshua today.
man, i'm so bloody tired. like had training and skipped breakfast and lunch.

The Coffin was so dumb. like I wasnt' even scared.
Hahahaha. I mean, like what's up with the HSM3 music man?
So the story line is like this.
Get in coffin.
People die.
Get back in coffin.
Whooo. the effing movie ended.

When the movie started we were laughing at everything.
Then this bitch sitting next to me
screamed at us.
HEY SHUDDUP LUH.
i got freaked out. so i was more afraid of her than the movie itself.
what a whore.

Then we went to Daiso to look for Justin's breast implants.
but couldnt' find anything. and we went to Pet Safari.
and timezone cause' Joshua wanted to dance or something.
and I got chased out cause' I was in school U.
so dumb.
so we were like chilling at the pond(?).

and this couple were hanky-panky-ing.
so somehow Justin got a nosebleed.
Hahahahaa. funny funny.

and then we went to the Christmas tree place to hang out.

and then i went to plaza sing for some tcc anniversary.
so i went through the day without bathing.
after training.

Tiff, dont' hate me. It's all Gab's fault.
:D

And Becca loves me more.

ILOVETIFF!

2008-11-11T22:34:00.001+08:00

HEY :D

can't wait to go out with you tomorrow!
whoooyeah!

<3,
tiff
:D

2008-11-11T17:02:00.002+08:00

Went out with Madea, Abby, Ven, Esther, Ger.
The lift at Wisma is more fun than Singapore Flyer.
It's the best lift in the whole wide world.
And I'm not being sarcastic, Abby.

I adopted the Muah Chee lady as my Grandma.
She's the nicest old lady I've ever met.

:D

2008-11-10T22:22:00.003+08:00

TRAINING WAS FUH-REAKING AWESOME

So like Mr Lee called us into the court for a "Hitting Harder" lecture.
"You must COCK! your wrist, and then you BREAK IT!!!"
emphasis in capitals
effing retarded. was trying not to laugh soo bad.
hahahaaaa. and Sharonrose was not making it any easier.
She was the "Pig on the chopping board."
Gosh, I swear Mr Lee is THE BOMB DIGGITY.
:D

And we went out to get Nick's prom stuff.
PROM. seriously? like all guys?
I mean the girls one is weird enough already.
but a GAY PROM?
cool. i wanna go.

At Guardian we met this Psychotico
he needed help for the elbow guard which I used
when i had the muscle overstrain.
Then i helped him cause' i knew how already.

he walked out of the store with the guard still on.
without paying.
hahahaaa. and he came back cause' he left his coke.
funny funny.

2008-11-09T21:31:00.003+08:00

The day your door is closed
The echoes fill your soul
They won't say which way to go
Just trust your heart
To find what you're queer for
Open another door
But I'm not sure anymore
It's just so hard

Voices in my head
Tell me that I aint' straight
Got me on the edge
They're pushin', pushin', they're pushin'
I know they've got a plan
But the balls in my man
This time is man-to-man
I'm drivin', fightin', inside of

(A world that's too straight)
It's spinning faster
What do I do now
Without balls?

I don't know where to go
(toilet scene: Boys' or Girls')
What's the right room
I want my own gender
So bad I'm gonna scream
I can't choose, so confused
What's it all mean
I want my own dream
So bad I'm gonna scream

I'm kicking down the balls
I gotta make them fall
Just break through them all
I'm punchin', crashin',
I'm gonna
Fight to find a gender
Me, and no one else
Which way,
I can't tell I'm searchin', searchin', can't find a

(Gender that I should turn)
I should, to gay or les, it...
It's like nothing works
Without balls

I don't know where to go
(toilet scene: Boys' or Girls')
What's the right room
I want my own gender
So bad I'm gonna scream
I can't choose, so confused
What's it all mean
I want my own dream
So bad I'm gonna scream

Yeah, the pants' running down,
Hear the crowd getting loud
I'm consumed by the sound
Is it him?
Is it love?
Can the music ever be enough?
Gotta work it out!
Gotta work it out!
You can do it!
You can do it!

I don't know where to go
What's the right team
I want my own thing
So bad I'm gonna scream
I can't chose, so confused
What's it all mean
I want my own dream
So bad I'm gonna scream

I don't know where to go
What's the right team
I want my own thing
I want my own thing
I can't chose, so confused
What's it all mean
I want my own dream
So bad I'm gonna scream

Edits in bluish green. whatever that colour is.
Edited by Manda.
(Original: Scream)
none other than HSM3

wheeeee. i love you tiff!
new blog skin :D

2008-11-08T13:07:00.003+08:00

awww. man. nick's blog is a failed plan.
stupiddd.

eeee. there's church tomorrow.
too tired to care.

damn me, damn you.

They're pushin', pushin', they're pushin'
I know they've got a plan
But the ball's in my hands

ahahahaaaa.

2008-11-07T21:09:00.004+08:00

I WANNA

I WANNA

I WANNA

I WANNA
watch madagascar 2!
we go out again when it comes out k?
:D

<3,
tiff

2008-11-06T17:16:00.004+08:00

today I went out to vivo with my darling dearest tiff, the awesomest person in the world.
she rocks my socks.
I love her very very much.
I have a sudden urge to buy her chocolate.
preferably dark chocolate.
hot and spicy and sexy like tiff's burger king chicken drumlets.
sexahhhh!

TIFFFF. shhhhhhhh.

2008-11-03T21:13:00.001+08:00

HEYHEYHEY! ;D
it's tiff again.

I'm bored.
and my butt hurts slightly o.o
huh.

2008-11-03T15:10:00.002+08:00

FUM'S BBQ WAS AWE TO THE SOME!

Jean taught me how to somersault into the water and we played pingnis/tenpong. And table squash(?)

And then we bbq-ed PHOENIX. Jean geniusly made the chicken catch fire. So I called it phoenix. Noone ate any.

We had life buoy race(?). Cooool.

so yeah. it was fun.

Tiff, i'll hack you back.

2008-11-02T16:19:00.001+08:00

HEY SEXYS.
tiff here (:
I hacked into mandah's blogger.
yep.
so.
BYE :D

2008-11-02T12:41:00.002+08:00

ATTENTION HOT PEOPLE!
Dont' touch Gabriel.

KAPOW!
Bond kicked ass.

But at the action scenes,
it's like WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!
silence.
Whatthehell happened!

that was quite annoying.
and i didnt get the story much
cause' i didnt watch casino royale.

"Is he still alive?"
"Yes."
"I'm suprised."

M is the best.

Jean was eating expensive food.

Fum's BBQ tonight.
cooool.
guess who's getting thrown in first.
it's so obvious.